You may be wondering how I started my blog. Well, that's a very simple story.
Once upon a time, I learned English. It really wasn't that difficult. We cats are born with remarkable language abilities. It's only natural, since it helps us understand what dogs are saying if we know their language. I used to sit at the computer when the humans were gone (and if they left the computer on) with a pen in my mouth, pushing each key one by one. It was very tiring and long, so I usually fell asleep and barely had enough time to save my work before the humans came in the door. Eventually, I learned to use my paws to press the keys, which is a very hard thing to do if your paws are as big as mine. But it does speed up my writing. I decided to start a blog (my humans all have blogs) to write and become famous. So, thank you for reading my blog! If you would like to send me money, that would be nice. I live in the house with boxes in it.
Well, I'm getting sleepy again (I've only had six hours of sleep today), so I'd better go.
Sincerely,
Cheddar
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*chases the cat*
As you can see, dogs are rather unintelligent creatures who like nothing more than madly chasing weaker, cuter animals. I'm thinking of starting a petition to ban dogs. Who would sign it?
-Cheddar
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