The Exciting Day

A very interesting thing happened today. A strange car came down the driveway and the dogs barked at it. Sleepy Cat (I think her real name is Paprika or Peppy or something like that) was only vaguely concerned, and Scaredy Cat (his real name is Spock or Smock or something like that) ran and hid just like he does when anyone comes down the driveway. I sat at the window and hissed at the strangers, and just then they turned around in the driveway and drove away. I guess I showed them. I hear the humans are coming back tomorrow. I'd better have my party tonight if I'm going to have it this weekend. I'll talk to you later and tell you how the party went. Bye!

Love,
Cheddar

Language Issues

As you can tell, my English skills are improving. Unfortunately, my humans never use Cattish, so my house has no keyboards in my native language. It's really very sad. :( I long to speak to other cats in Cattish, but I haven't been around another cat for a long time, and without a Cattish keyboard, I can't talk to other cats on the internet. Most cats don't know English very well. If anyone is interested, I could post about a secret order of exceptionally intelligent cats. If not, I'll just talk about mice. Don't you love mice? They're so squeaky and cute and fun to play with. I haven't seen one in a while, though. :(
Mice!
Mice!
Isn't that word just great?
Mice!
Mice!
Mice!
Okay, I'll stop now.
Mice!
Sorry. No more.
I need to go. I hear food! Bye!

Yours truly,
Cheddar